Trail events that we will never forget

joker650

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This is one event that happened on the Trifecta that JZ, 640in604,Rusty and me (Joker) were on .

It was soo funny that I will never forget this one.:hb:

It was already posted in the "trifecta" thread but I thought maybe others could post one of their favorite unforgetable trail stories. I like the one Russeldick posted also about the moose.

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joker650 wrote:
So there we were... Me and Paul "Given'r" over a cattle guard through the grassy planes of the Douglas lk road.

When Paul hit it..... his left pannier box decided to eject from the bike ( I think it was a way to prevent the "DR" from passing him) at about 90kph.... right in front of me !!

Well the damn thing hit the hard- pack about 20 feet in front of my front wheel and I thought "Hollie crap...... I gotta hit the brakes "!!

But as soon as it contacted the ground it immediatly hit an rpm of what I would estimate to be about 10,000rpm !!

Then I realized that " Hay ... I have lots of time to stop" It traveled about 110 feet before it stoped on the road right in front of me.

Russ and JZ pulled up right behind me and stopped. We all said the same thing.." Did you see that fkn thing fly man,, HOLY CRAP"!and man we had a good laugh !!



Meanwhile ol-Paul, sensing the DR was still right on his a**, held er full throttle and disappeared over the gentle hill and arround the long sweeping set of corners that lay ahead.,, andthe three of us listened for a good 5 - 10 min and could still hear the rumble of the ol- Katoom in the distance! Well what were we to do ? Guess we might as well call this a break time. So we settled back on the side of the road in a grassy field under a tree in the shade and had a beer.



I went over to the pannier box and was kinda leary of opening it cuz I thought he had his beer in it and because of the speed it was spinning at , all I could think of was what happend to Holmer's beer that Bart Simpson took to the paint shop and put in the paint shaker/ mixer !! ( It created a mushroom cloud seen for miles in the Springfield area) ! When I opened it up , all I saw was a mapbook at the top,, and all was dry.





Round about 15-20 min later....Paul finally decided to re-join us.





The look on his face was Priceless!!!! He had turned arround but was still not aware that his panner box had fallen off. When he saw his box in the middle of the road he was pretty surprised.



As we talked about it and told Paul what the contents of the panner box had just gone through he laughed and said " Wouldn't that have looked cool if it had actually blowen up . Cuz my tools and bottle of camp stove fuel were in there "!

Well HOLY crap !!! The vision of this pannier box flying off a bike at high speed and bursting into flames was too much to handle..... I laffed sooooo hard that it felt like a bone was coming through my ribcage!!

So paul decided to head back and try to find the broken retainer that had caused the box to "FLY" off. It was about 1 hour and 15 min later that he showed up back at the tree with out the lost piece.



This will always be one of those events on a ride that I will NEVER forget....

Good times man !!!! All in the name of Given'r !

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The clamp that holds the pannier vibrated loose and eventually fell off somewhere on the trail. The remaining clamp vibrated loose and let-go of the rack when I crossed the cattle guard... Joker told what happened next.

But what about the box itself?? Amazingly enough, the tough Happy-Trail.com pannier got a small ding in one corner of the lid - it still closed properly. The box remained perfectly straight!! Inside was my coffee pot, tools (lots), whisperlite stove, 800mL fuel bottle, thermarest (just to keep it all in place), mapbook, and Jeff's new plastic travelmug.

Jeff'stravelmug was the only casualty.:shock:

On the slow ride backtracking our route, I had a close encounter with a juvenile moose. I came putting around a corner, and there he was about 40 feet in front of me! I stopped, and he trotted down the road about 150 feet then stopped. He turned and stared at me for a sec, so I rolled forward a bit, that was enough for him. He trotted up the road a little further, then went into the bush. He was huuuuge!!

I still suspect one of my riding partners pocketed the missing pannier clamp at our ice-cream bar stop at the Salmon Lake Lodge, knowing it would precipitate a well-deserved beer break not too far down the trail... Once I got back to the guys without the missing part, I still appreciated their good humour, the moose encounter, and of course - the beer break as I reassembled my pannier onto the rack with 2 mondo tie wraps and a bungee cord!

Yeah, we were Given'r then, and we Give'd'r even more to make up for the lost 2 hours. Hehe!

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