Farp
Active member
Hi Gordon, how ya doin?Must have needed a beer after that to cool down the throat!
Reminds me of the time when I was cruising along just outside of Red Deer, Alberta when a bumble bee nailed me right between the eyes. (Those were the days when nobody wore a helmet except motorcycle cops.) The pain was intense and I was lucky to stay on the road.
I've been nailed in the face by bees numerous times. I swear the little shits must do a tumbling routine and come in ass first when they see they're about to hit ya. I've had them splatter on my forehead and they still manage to sting ya; only way they could do that is to get the stinger out and come in butt first. This was a first for getting one in the throat though.
I had my visor up and was cruising along about 50 to 60 kph. Beautiful warm day and I felt the urge to yawn. The instant my mouth opened the damn bee hit the back of my throat and nailed me. Took about 2 seconds to spit it out. I didn't realize it was a bee at first 'cause it didn't feel like a sting. The first sensation was a really bad, sour taste in my mouth, very much like that dental anasthetic they swab on your gums before giving you the needle, then my whole throat right up to my ear started to hurt like hell. But it wasn't like a bee sting, more like a strep throat kind of pain, but much more intense. My first thought was that it was some kind of toxic bug and I spent the next few minutes spitting out everything I could. It took pretty much until the next day before everything was back to normal. Lousy experience, definitely not recommended.
So, ya commin out to Bruce's on Sunday?
John

